Fuck NO!
É, complicações e complicações... Minha vida se resume a isso. Fui para a minha psicóloga hoje,
ela disse que é tudo uma questão de diálogo com o meu pai, como se eu já não tivesse me identificado ontem o bastante com Chicken Little... Ele acabou de me avisar que amanhã Maria não vem, ou seja, eu vou ter que levantar cedo pra fazer o café da manhã dele. ¬¬
É foda! É, esses dias estou falando muito palavrão, o estresse é total! Pelo menos uma coisa boa aconteceu, mas já sei que vai dar em confusão de um jeito ou de outro.
A única coisa que me deixou realmente feliz essa semana foi que eu encontrei um site com umas frases dos meus filmes, de comédia, prediletos: Barrados no Shopping(Mallrats), Dogma e Clerks! Heheheh! Jay e Silent Bob RULEIAM!
Clerks!!!
Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran:
Dante...Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm...37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?!
ela disse que é tudo uma questão de diálogo com o meu pai, como se eu já não tivesse me identificado ontem o bastante com Chicken Little... Ele acabou de me avisar que amanhã Maria não vem, ou seja, eu vou ter que levantar cedo pra fazer o café da manhã dele. ¬¬
É foda! É, esses dias estou falando muito palavrão, o estresse é total! Pelo menos uma coisa boa aconteceu, mas já sei que vai dar em confusão de um jeito ou de outro.
A única coisa que me deixou realmente feliz essa semana foi que eu encontrei um site com umas frases dos meus filmes, de comédia, prediletos: Barrados no Shopping(Mallrats), Dogma e Clerks! Heheheh! Jay e Silent Bob RULEIAM!
Clerks!!!
Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran:
Dante...Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm...37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?!
posted by mari b. at 11:29 AM
2 Comments:
eu não aguento mais "clerks" nao!
tji tji tji!
eitcha...esse clerks ruleia agora neh?
concordo com sua psicologa...espero que vc escute ela...ela tem orkut? vou virar fan dela...kkkkkkkkkkkkk
bjinhusss:***
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